I had a roommate who loved to tell everyone that because I’m a theater major, I don’t have to work as hard as her, a nursing major, and I’ll never get anywhere in life because I don’t learn anything. One day I had had enough, so after she went to sleep I went outside and stuck $20 worth of Jolly Ranchers all over her car. Now when Jolly ranchers melt onto a car, they don’t come off unless you either pour endless amounts of hot water onto them and dissolve them or scrape them off and take the paint off with them. I may not know how to prepare and administer someone’s medication, but I definitely know how to f*ck up your car, b*tch.
Anna , Texas Tech